It was late October;
the weather forecast had predicted a heavy snowfall the next day. I was
relatively new to the country of the famous Queen and just like similar students;
I was excited to see the snow for the first time in my life. I felt thoroughly
prepared for the weather, having gone shopping with my aunt for winter clothing
soon after I had arrived. Of all my newly acquired purchase, I was most
impressed with my new ‘grippy’ boots, as I loved to call them. They were black
and not particularly attractive, but they were warm inside, had grids
underneath and were comfortable. I had also got them at a good price during the
shop’s sale. I remember showing them to one of my new friends, Miss A, whom
with a disinterested look, said that she had never seen an uglier pair of boots
in her life. I was not bothered about what she or anyone else would think about
my boots when I wore them; I just looked forward to experiencing the snow
wholeheartedly. So after I heard about the weather forecast, I went to bed
feeling elated that night and hoping that morning would come just as white and
beautiful as I had always dreamed it would be.
“Stop drumming please!”
I said exasperatedly, “you’re giving me a headache, stop it!” but he continued
drumming loudly and singing my name along with it. I was just about to snatch
the instrument away before I woke up. It was a dream but there was actually somebody
knocking on my door; it was Ivy, my new flatmate and course mate. I looked at
my watch, it was 2am and Ivy was still knocking rampantly whilst calling my
name “Vi, wake up!” I ran to the door, hoping there was no serious problem. My first
thought was that I may have left something cooking on the electric stove, which
had caused a fire. I hastily opened my door, “Is everything alright, Ivy?” I
asked, panting. “It’s snowing!” she replied excitedly. “What?” I asked in shock,
and she repeated even more excitedly “I said it’s snowing!” “Is that why you
woke me up by 2am?” I asked angrily; she looked confused but before she could
reply I had banged the door. How could she have woken me at such an hour just because
of the snow? I knew I really wanted to see the snow but I loved my sleep-time
and did not like to be disturbed unnecessarily.
Looking out through my window, it was snowing indeed and people were
already outside making snowmen. It was such a beautiful sight that it made me
smile and as I crawled back into my bed to continue my beloved sleep, I knew I would
apologise to Ivy when the day was bright.
The next morning, I got
ready for school putting on my ‘grippy’ boots delightedly. I had only one
lecture today – English Writing, which was optional but I was happy to attend
because I thought it was cool to have an English Language class, taught by an
English tutor, in England. I knocked politely on Ivy’s door and waited. On previous
occasions, I would have gone into her room immediately after the first knock,
whether or not she responded. This time however, I waited patiently until she
asked me to come in; not only because I knew I had been rude to her earlier
that morning but also because I indirectly wanted to indicate to her how to
knock properly on a door. I apologised to her immediately, blaming my action on
a sleeping medication (that I never took) and she seemed to willingly accept my
apology. I asked if she was attending the English class but she said no,
stating that her command of English was very good, thus she did not need to. I headed
for the lecture thinking to myself, that I also had a good command of English
(although some of you might disagree), even better than hers.
I sat at the first row
as I usually did in most of my classes, not because I was a smart kid as was
the norm, but because I had a ‘less-than-average’ eyesight. The instructor was
a tall, slim woman with short hair. She introduced herself to the class and was
just about to say something else before a voice interrupted “Excuse Ma?” I did
not need to look at the person for me to realise that he was Nigerian but I
turned around anyway to satisfy my curiosity. He was a dark-skinned,
middle-aged looking man who wore a thick pair of glasses and even though, he
was sitting, I could instantly tell that he was short. ‘Yes?’ she answered smiling;
“I just wanted to ask whether we should put our phones on silent or keep it on
melody” I snorted with laughter because I had never heard that phrase before – ‘keeping
phone on melody’ and I thought it was hilarious even though I knew what he
meant. “I’d rather you kept it on silent mode please, so that we don’t get distracted
with melody” she replied cheekily. Some of my classmates giggled.
The rest of the class
went on uneventfully as she talked about the importance of paragraphing and
word organisation, for assignments purposes. She also talked about plagiarism
and how she had once read a paper where a student had paraphrased ‘chocolate
ice cream’ as ‘dark-brown-frozen-sweetness for desert’, just to avoid the
penalty of plagiarism. Everyone laughed and finally the lecture came to an end.
Just before leaving the class, the instructor added “Oh, I forgot! Be careful
when walking in the snow because I fell on my way here. That is what I wanted
to tell you earlier.” I chuckled and this time, she turned to me saying “I
noticed you’ve been laughing a lot. I hope you don’t fall” to which I replied smugly
“It’s not my portion” before I proceeded happily to show off my boots and the grids
underneath them, to a few of my course mates that cared to look or listen.
I went to the library
afterwards to borrow some books for reading, since I had no other lecture for
the day. On my way back home from the library, on one of the steepy slopes of
Sheffield, lo and behold I slipped and fell! Within the few seconds as I got
lifted in the air during the slip, I had quick flashbacks; of when I had proudly
shown off my boots severally, about how I had laughed at my teacher and of how
rudely I had responded to her. Thus, it was a painful fall with so many people
around me watching, not only because my butt hit hard on the cold frozen snow
but also because of the deep shame I felt within. Someone helped me to get up
and I walked back slowly to my room, supporting myself along the way by
grabbing rails and walls, no longer deluded by my trust in my boots. Later on, I
shamefully told Miss A about my fall and after laughing hard, she said “Better
throw those things away”, referring to my boots as ‘things’. I did not get rid
of the boots as advised until they gave up the ghost last year but I never bragged
to anyone about them again. One thing was for sure though, I never laughed at
anyone’s fall again.
So my dear friends,
this was how my first experience in the snow went and this is the reason why I became
afraid of the snow (well until I had a different experience which I will tell
you about next week). Until then, thank you for reading, please share with friends and leave
your comments behind, and no matter what you do this week, make sure you leave
your hearts ‘on melody’! xx
Please follow me on twitter @vivio_gogo
Lmao! You are a clown. Reminds me of my ugly pair from 2010. But they were super sturdy.
ReplyDeleteLmao! You are a clown. Reminds me of my ugly pair from 2010. But they were super sturdy.
ReplyDeletelol Kem, it's a true story o
DeleteVivio!!! When someone gets it right it becomes undeniable. This was wonderful, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. What a great piece to end the weekend.
ReplyDeleteAww, thank you so much. I wish you put your name so I would know who it is :)
DeleteMy fav post so far...*wink wink*
ReplyDeleteThank u K xx
DeleteLool! @ grippy boots, I can imagine how dey luk. Nice post.
ReplyDeleteThanks, they look like the pic.lol
Deletenice piece though i seriously hope the picture you put up is totally different from what the boots "you were proud of" looks like
ReplyDeletenice piece though i seriously hope the picture you put up is totally different from what the boots "you were proud of" looks like
ReplyDeletehee, hee i think mine were slightly prettier
Delete@chisky...yea, m rily hopn' d boots in d pic r d 1s she was proud of
Deletehee hee,u need to look beyond the surface sometimes
DeleteEntertaining...dint want to stop reading.
ReplyDeletePs: think I know who miss a is...could just imagine her talking ;). Hussaina
lol,she knows herself too!
DeletePlease don't tell me that's a pix of the boots above, cos those are real uuugly. lol
ReplyDeletelamo,mine was similar o
Deletegood write dear..I do appreciate the moral of your story...
ReplyDeleteGood write dear. I appreciate the moral of your story.
ReplyDeleteThank you dear,I'm glad you like it.
DeleteNow that's what I call the 'snowy walk of shame'. Amusing piece.
ReplyDeletehaa haa,yea. i guess pride really does go before a fall.
DeleteLmao. Serves you right. Please, remember to keep your phone on melody.
ReplyDeletehaa haa,my phone is on melodey all the way! Miss!
DeleteGood piece Ugo! I never get tired of reading your writings, but I think the boots you put up here are beautiful compared to the real one :P
ReplyDeleteBuhaa haa! it's not true jo!
DeleteLovely writeup, I enjoyed every bit of it... plus the infamous "grippy boot", really hilarious....
ReplyDeleteThank you,lol. Glad you like it.
DeleteAm I miss A :)?!
ReplyDeleteGood prose!
LMAO, maybe :P
DeleteHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! It's always refreshing to read something original. You do have a way of painting an accurate picture with your narratives
ReplyDeletelol,just the same way I gist abi? :P
Deletelol, thank you
DeleteWell better late than never...but hope ur new boots have spikes all over. Good story
ReplyDeletelol,ofcourse they do..but i still dont trust them. hee hee
DeleteNicely written! Although I had a first hand telling of this story, it was refreshingly good to read, especially hilarious was the thought of you flashing back in the air, midway through your fall, brilliant. Ogoigwe
ReplyDeleteHaa haa,yea i gisted you! lol
Delete