THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? PART TWO (A GUY'S PERSPECTIVE)

Hello Hi,

After last week's post, a male friend of mine wrote a response. So I'm sharing it so that you can tell me what y'all think. I would have included his name but he chooses to rename anonymous. Anyway, I think he was referring to me in his first line because of my love for Thor but he denied it; oh well :). Here it is, enjoy:-

“The one” that told you that how much she disliked impromptu wooing

Only for you to see her swoon at the sight of a Chris Hemworth look-alike or

 “The one” that told you that she was in a ‘relationship’

Only for you to realise, that was bait for you to bite on! (Genetic liars)

“The one” that kissed you all evening outside in the rain

And broke up with you the next day after a few words from a Hinduja scion.

“The one” that dated you for almost three years

Then said she could not marry you because you were not ready??! (Cold ladies)

“The one” that looked into your eyes and said you were the love of her life

And barely a week after told you that she was still in love with her ex in Miami or

“The one” that called off the relationship to return to her true love (her ex)

And sent you a text weeks later saying ‘You should have fought for me’ (The sheer bravado!)

“The one” that told you that she was a virgin

And then, you found out that she was quite ‘experienced’ in the art

“The one” that intrigued you when she told you she doesn’t give out her number

Only for her to drop it unsolicited on the dinner table of an Exxon executive...! (Evil women)

“The one” that screwed your frontal cortex sideways with kama sutra

And then pointedly said she wanted an oil magnate as a husband

“The one” that whispered honey suckle entreaties into your ears all night long

But drew a Remington shotgun on you when you balked at the idea of marriage (Mean babes)

“The one” who always prepared dinner for two whenever you visited

And after marriage said she didn’t come in as a cooking slave and a hired cook would do

 “The one” constantly railing against your profligacy when spending for her

Only to present a bride price list worth your father’s fortune as a sign you love her (Sharp girls)

“The one” that told you god blessed her with a Range Rover sport

Of course! Though only as a result of the exponential returns of her bottom power

“The one” who borrowed money from you to sow a seed in her parish

And bought 2 plots of land in a highbrow estate the following week (dia ris god oo)

“The one” who never gave you any thought much less her time

And suddenly warms up to you days to her birthday (Ha choro i ri ghi)

Finally, “the ones” that would read this and sneer at the writer

Because they know they are guilty of most (Blessed be all women)

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